Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...
Two plus two is five
|”First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the...
Housewife
One day a man came home from work to find total chaos in the...
The Pope took a philosophy professor…
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a...
Cremate Mother In Law
A person receives a telegram informing about his mother-in-law’s death.It also enquires him whether...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
Casey married a rich widow
|Casey married a rich widow, but they didn’t get along. One day she said...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test1. Turn the radio on. When...