What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?
Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?A: Full.
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East....
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
An American tourist is visiting China…
An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides...
A guy was driving home one evening…
A guy was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it is...
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
Engaged To Kate and Edith
An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time....