These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife…
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wifeone Friday evening and...
MICHAEL KENNEDY
MICHAEL KENNEDY What’s the difference between John Denver and Michael Kennedy? John Denver made...
He Said, She Said
He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Jellybean
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a...
Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
Washcloth
There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked...