The “Perfect” Day!
The Perfect Day According To…HER8:45 – Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 – 5...
Real news headlines 09
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Bible church’s focus...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
Playtonic relationship
A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment.”Mrs Smith, do you...
10 things to never say to a naked man…
Uh…top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww…that’s cute9. Well, at...
Penuts! Popcorn!
President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience...
AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...
Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...