Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
True Newspaper Headlines…OY!
Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link -Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995Whatever Their motives, Moms...
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
The Medical Convention
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...