Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
Real news headlines 13
Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
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|A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed...
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7
A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2005...