Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.
Chinese laundry man
This guy is walking through Chinatown. He is fascinated with all the Chinese Restaurants,...
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Going to Jamaica
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section....
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
A man was driving through West Virginia…
A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He...
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
Witches Brew
What do you call 13 witches in a hot tub? A self cleaning coven!
Little Johnny is coming home from the store…
Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in...