Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their...
Why could not the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car...
ne day, this man, Tony, died…
One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he...
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That’s the proper place to...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says,...
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle…
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
yo mama so stupid
Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.