You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
|Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the...
Category Archives: Christmas Jokes
A Microsoft Christmas
|NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Christmas downsizing
|Today’s global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more...
Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts
|Jones: “The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on...
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
Billy Gates writes to Santa
|Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you’ve had a successful year and have...
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
|December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a...