The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
Category Archives: Christmas Jokes
Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
|Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the...
A Microsoft Christmas
|NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Christmas downsizing
|Today’s global challenges require the North Pole to continue to look for better, more...
Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts
|Jones: “The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on...
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....