Handling teens
|A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high...
Category Archives: Elderly Jokes
She is angry at you
|Worried because they hadn’t heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring...
Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...
I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
How you earned it
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
Guaranteed visits
|An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...