I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
Category Archives: Elderly Jokes
How you earned it
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
Guaranteed visits
|An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
You will forget it
|An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to...
Sharing everything
|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He...
Uncovering a scam
|The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make...
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...