Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
Category Archives: Elderly Jokes
You will forget it
|An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to...
Sharing everything
|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He...
Uncovering a scam
|The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make...
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
Recently seen
|Recently seen on a card…Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those...
Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...
Good & bad news
|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...
Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March...