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Category Archives: Stats/Math Jokes

Stats/Math Jokes

One equal to one half

Author admin Date November 2, 2013
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
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Purchasing the shoes

Author admin Date November 2, 2013
|A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size...
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Crocodile is longer

Author admin Date November 2, 2013
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
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The fate of marriages

Author admin Date November 2, 2013
|It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in...
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Math is turning bad

Author admin Date November 2, 2013
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
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Refrigerate elephants

Author admin Date November 2, 2013
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
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Equal positive integers

Author admin Date November 2, 2013
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
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Two plus two is five

Author admin Date November 2, 2013
|”First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the...
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Numbers equal zero

Author admin Date November 2, 2013
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
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Debate about the box

Author admin Date November 2, 2013
|An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are trying to set up a fenced-in...
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