N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
Category Archives: Stats/Math Jokes
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
The results of statistics
|. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3....
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
Worries while flying
|Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
Risk of plane bombs
|A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
Misunderstood people
|1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such...