Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...
Category Archives: Stats/Math Jokes
Refrigerate elephants
|Analysis:1. Differentiate it and put into the refrig. Then integrate it in the refrig.2....
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
Two plus two is five
|”First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
Debate about the box
|An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are trying to set up a fenced-in...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
Story about infinity
|A very large mathematical convention was held in Las Vegas. The conventioneers filled two...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...