Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
Category Archives: Instrument Jokes
French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
Fight between the musicians
|At a concert hall one night, the stage manager comes across an oboe player...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
A Choristers’ Guide To Keeping Conductors In Line
|The basic training of every singer should, of course, include myriad types of practical...