Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
Category Archives: Instrument Jokes
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
Harmonica jokes
|Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
A Choristers’ Guide To Keeping Conductors In Line
|The basic training of every singer should, of course, include myriad types of practical...