The autograph book
|Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while...
Category Archives: Instrument Jokes
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...