Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...
Category Archives: Instrument Jokes
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni....
Looking to buy
|A man walks into a shop. “You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30...
Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...