Drum joke Q & A
|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they...
Category Archives: Instrument Jokes
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
The amazing conductor
|When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed...
Which drummer?
|There’s a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer...
Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
What is your IQ?
|Bob is throwing a party. He decides that, to break the ice at his...
Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni....
Looking to buy
|A man walks into a shop. “You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30...