Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
Category Archives: Instrument Jokes
Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one....
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
Drum joke Q & A
|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they...