Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
Category Archives: Instrument Jokes
Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...
Vocal jokes
|Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door?A: He...
Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one....
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
Drum joke Q & A
|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they...
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
The amazing conductor
|When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed...
Which drummer?
|There’s a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer...