Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
Category Archives: Instrument Jokes
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
Harmonica jokes
|Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if...
Make me a better musician
|There once was a violist playing in the Winnipeg Symphony. He wasn’t that wonderful...
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
The insane conductor
|A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and...
Any last requests?
|A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed...
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...