If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Category Archives: Computing Jokes
Bill Gates can choose his punishment
|Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
Mailing list users changing light bulbs
|Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light...
Hacker syndrome
|There is some compelling force in all Hackers that seems to draw them to...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
Microsoft buys church
|MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
Airplanes running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...