If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what...
Category Archives: Computing Jokes
Fifty ways to be annoying in computer labs
|1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
Car break trouble
| Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas. 00
You have an Internet addiction when . . .
|You kiss your girlfriend’s home page.A VRML virtual walk through a park is your...
Types of computer viruses
|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus:...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
Real opcodes
|AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add...