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Category Archives: Computing Jokes

Computing Jokes

Would you define OCR?

Author admin Date November 2, 2013
|OCR – Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them...
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Great news for Bill Gates

Author admin Date November 2, 2013
|Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informed...
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If Apple ran Christmas…

Author admin Date November 2, 2013
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
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Programmer’s drinking song

Author admin Date November 2, 2013
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
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Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World

Author admin Date November 2, 2013
|10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.9. Screwed up computers report...
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Confusion about Y2K

Author admin Date November 2, 2013
|Dear Boss,I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none...
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If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…

Author admin Date November 2, 2013
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
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The computer user’s reboot poem

Author admin Date November 2, 2013
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
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Floppy disk care

Author admin Date November 2, 2013
|By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks. Never leave...
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Software development cycle

Author admin Date November 2, 2013
|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are...
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