Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
Category Archives: Computing Jokes
Internet highway blues
|The Information Highway BluesMy baby’s got my 486. My cellular phone’s on the blink....
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...
Oh the Internet is slow
|The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our...
The computer prayer
|Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by...
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...
Life cycle of software
|The Life Cycle of SoftwareProgrammer produces code he believes is bug-free. Product is tested....
Surfing the Internet
|Surfin’ the NetSo I think I’m in the clearthe boss is no where in...
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!...
Microsoft runs the I.R.S.
|If Microsoft Ran The IRS “Government should be run like a business.” We’ve all...