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Computing Jokes

Computer acronyms list

Author admin Date November 2, 2013
|Humorous Computer-Related AcronymsIBM I Blame Microsoft Idiots Buy Me Idiots Building Machines I’ll Buy...
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User song and music

Author admin Date November 2, 2013
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
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I’m ignoring Y2K

Author admin Date November 2, 2013
|Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of...
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Newest MS computer game

Author admin Date November 2, 2013
|Solitaire ’99Here is the README.TXT file from Microsoft’s latest software product. Microsoft Solitaire ’98README...
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What movies teach us

Author admin Date November 2, 2013
|COMPUTERS & ELECTRONICS:As depicted in movies,Word processors never display a cursor. You never have...
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Gender and computers

Author admin Date November 2, 2013
|Top nine reasons computers must be male:They have a lot of data but are...
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Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner

Author admin Date November 2, 2013
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
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Microsoft renames itself

Author admin Date November 2, 2013
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
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Internet can get worse

Author admin Date November 2, 2013
|Top ten ways the Internet could get worse10. Rigorous user screening process abolished by...
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Top nine reasons computers must be female

Author admin Date November 2, 2013
|Picky, picky, picky. They hear what you say, but not what you mean. Beauty...
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