Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
Category Archives: Computing Jokes
How to shoot yourself in the foot
|Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
Airplanes running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...
Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
Diary of a computer lamer
|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I’ve heard is the...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...