If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
Category Archives: Computing Jokes
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
|10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.9. Screwed up computers report...
Confusion about Y2K
|Dear Boss,I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
Floppy disk care
|By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks. Never leave...
Software development cycle
|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are...
If Dell ran Christmas…
|Wait a minute? Isn’t IBM running this Christmas..? 00
Actual calls to technical support
|Computer novices may feel like they’re alone these days, but some of the following...