If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Category Archives: Computing Jokes
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...
why the television is better than the World Wide Web
|10. It doesn’t take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.9....
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what...
Fifty ways to be annoying in computer labs
|1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
Car break trouble
| Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas. 00
You have an Internet addiction when . . .
|You kiss your girlfriend’s home page.A VRML virtual walk through a park is your...