Have a Microsoft Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was...
Category Archives: Computing Jokes
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
Diary of a computer lamer
|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I’ve heard is the...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
The Apple explosion
|OFFICE MEMODate: 1/18/96SPINDLER CALLS IN AIR STRIKE, DESTROYS APPLE TO SAVE ITStock Price Increases...
Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...