Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Category Archives: Aviation Jokes
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
Airlines running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...
The whole world could be happy
|Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air...
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
Are blind pilots flying?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
Scary organization
|The most dangerous organization in America today is:a) The KKKb) The American Nazi Partyc)...
There is a blond on the plane
|A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never...
Story of my friend
|I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said “Hi Jack.”He...
An engineer and a programmer
|A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long...