Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
Category Archives: Drunks
It’s a ladybug
A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way…
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a...
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
There was a drunk man walking down the street turning…
There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and...
A fellow decides to take off early from work…
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy…
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were…
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party...