Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though....
Category Archives: Funny Jokes
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving....
never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception! 00
Your Family Is So Poor
Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled! 00
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard! 00
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed! 00...
Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...