yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean. +10
Category Archives: Funny Jokes
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
grammar correction
A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side...
bone specialist
He should study to be a bone specialist — he has the head for...
his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...
insults part 1
He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...