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Why do only 10% of men go to heaven?Because if they all went it...
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50-50 relationship
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty!...
Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
Sewage, Oh no
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap! 00
Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard. 00
Computer Diagnosis
One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend...