Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
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Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though....
never forget a face
I never forget a face!But in your case I’ll make an exception! 00
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled! 00
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed! 00...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little. 00
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean. 00
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
bone specialist
He should study to be a bone specialist — he has the head for...
his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...