Michael Jackson and the doctor…
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife...
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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons....
Good news and bad news
The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul...
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
Do the math
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.She called on...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...