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Quite frankly Ted, the very mention of the word ‘Republican’ seems to have negative...
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If Jesus Christ were to come today people would not even crucify him. They...
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Charlie And I’d really like to kiss you, but that’s not a good idea,...
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If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t, either.
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George It was the greatest feeling I ever had. Followed abruptly by the worst...
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If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people...
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So divinely is the world organized that every one of us, in our place...
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Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
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Any plan is bad which is incapable of modification.
Quote #2444
And in the end it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s...