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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The old-timers around here still shake their heads and chuckle about that city slicker...
Lonny Starr

Quote #17705

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No matter what happens, there’s always somebody who knew it would
Omar Khayym

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Into this Universe, and Why not knowing Nor Whence, like Water, willy-nilly flowing And...
Ambrose Bierce

Quote #4158

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Absurdity, n. A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.
Wilson Mizner

Quote #15729

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The worst-tempered people I’ve ever met were the people who knew they were wrong.
William Makepeace Thackeray

Quote #7466

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
‘Tis not the dying for a faith that’s so hard, Master Harry — every...
Miguel de Cervantes

Quote #9625

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In the night all cats are gray.
Michael J. Gelb

Quote #13270

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A champion views resistance as a gift of energy.
James Barrie

Quote #2235

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
We are all failures–at least, the best of us are.
William Shakespeare

Quote #5270

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
How like a winter hath my absence been From thee, the pleasure of the...
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