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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13911

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Instead of having ‘answers’ on a math test, they should just call them ‘impressions,’...
John Benfield

Quote #19617

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Quote #651

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted...
Chinese Proverb

Quote #9095

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A thorn defends the rose, harming only those who would steal the blossom.
Terry Cohen

Quote #12035

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
Kahlil Gibran

Quote #2804

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Death most resembles a prophet who is without honor in his own land or...
Miguel de Cervantes

Quote #9667

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
Hellen Keller

Quote #5979

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar.
Dr. Thomas Dooley

Quote #20021

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Dedicate some of your life to others. Your dedication will not be a sacrifice....
Heraclitus

Quote #14134

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Man is most nearly himself when he achieves the seriousness of a child at...
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