Quote #9074
My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so...
Quote #3674
There is no conversation more boring than the one where everybody agrees.
Quote #3887
After three days men grow weary of a wench, a guest, and rainy weather.
Quote #15818
Before borrowing money from a friend it’s best to decide which you need most.
Quote #8331
Some people are so much sunshine to the square inch.
Quote #17302
Success, in a generally accepted sense of the term, means the opportunity to experience...
Quote #21021
Practice yourself what you preach.
Quote #21520
One person can have a profound effect on another. And two people…well, two people...
Quote #15570
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #5137
One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good...