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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
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I don’t like work… but I like what is in work — the chance...
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My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one ‘swollen’ shoe, for when...
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Ever notice that ‘what the hell’ is always the right decision
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People who make no mistakes lack boldness and the spirit of adventure. They are...
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Man is the only creature that strives to surpass himself, and yearns for the...
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Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.
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Women have more strengths in their looks than we have in our laws, and...
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