Quote #9264
Emc (Energy equals mass times the square of the speed of light.) Original statement...
Quote #2668
Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you’re dead.
Quote #19909
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Quote #10531
Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball.
Quote #3572
Tommy Did you hear I graduated Richard Yeah and just a shade under a...
Quote #10186
There are some people that if they don’t know, you can’t tell ‘em.
Quote #6159
Art is like baby shoes. When you coat them with gold, they can no...
Quote #19259
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
Quote #3880
He does not possess wealth it possesses him.
Quote #21382
Pride is a powerful narcotic, but it doesn’t do much for the auto-immune system.