Quote #4100
An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist...
Quote #17126
You’re born naked, the rest is drag.
Quote #18555
I have discovered, in 20 years of moving around a ballpark, that the knowledge...
Quote #18625
Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
Quote #18610
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #3117
Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It’s not something you...
Quote #18350
Should one see a wise man who, like a revealer of treasures, points out...
Quote #3800
When dealing with people, let us remember we are not dealing with creatures of...
Quote #11202
Today I bent the truth to be kind, and I have no regret, for...
Quote #4106
I don’t know what your destiny will be, but one thing I do know...