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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you go to a costume party at your boss’s house, wouldn’t you think...
Richard Milhous Nixon

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I have impeached myself by resigning.
Mark Twain

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The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as...
Rudyard Kipling

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Take everything you like seriously, except yourselves.
Bill Bryson

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He had the sort of face that makes you realize God does have a...
John Milton

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How soon hath Time, the subtle thief of youth, Stolen on his wing my...
Thomas Jefferson

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When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and...
Miles Davis

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Sometimes you have to play for a long time to be able to play...
George Bernard Shaw

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I never resist temptation because I have found that things that are bad for...
Catfish Hunter

Quote #14370

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Winning isn’t everything. Wanting to is.
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