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It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart’s hope. It...
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Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. . .The other eight are...
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Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve...
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People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don’t believe in...
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My wife is a light eater … as soon as it’s light, she starts...
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Virtue herself is her own fairest reward.
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I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate...
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There’s a certain Slant of light, Winter Afternoons– That oppresses, like the Heft Of...
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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all...
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There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue they’re called humorists.