Quote #17085
If you can’t be funny, be interesting.
Quote #12843
The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.
Quote #20670
To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.
Quote #20948
The only way most people recognize their limits is by trespassing on them.
Quote #1899
Of all the beautiful truths pertaining to the soul None is more gladdening or...
Quote #12209
The children despise their parents until the age of 40, when they suddenly become...
Quote #16698
Do not throw the arrow which will return against you.
Quote #8435
The most common error made in matters of appearance is the belief that one...
Quote #11898
Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that’s no reason not to...
Quote #21061
Nothing is more pleasing and engaging than the sense of having conferred benefits. Not...