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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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You can kidnap me and force me to be your watchdog if you want...
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Only in the agony of parting do we look into the depths of love.
Samuel Butler

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The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the...
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The truth is not simply what you think it is it is also the...
Donnie Brasco

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Charles A. Cerami

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Most great men and women are not perfectly rounded in their personalities, but are...
Gilda Radner

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I wanted a perfect ending. Now I’ve learned, the hard way, that some poems...
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To mourn a mischief that is past and gone Is the next way to...
Caecilius Statius

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He plants trees to benefit another generation.
Agnes Repplier

Quote #8921

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There are few nudities so objectionable as the naked truth.
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