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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you’re traveling in a time machine, and you’re eating corn on the cob,...
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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is...
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Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free...
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The most violent appetites in all creatures are lust and hunger the first is...
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Golf is a good walk spoiled.
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I soon realized that no journey carries one far unless, as it extends into...
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I need not fear my enemies because the most they can do is attack...
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He who loses faith, loses all.
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