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When I think back on all the blessings I have been given in my...
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Anyone who works is a fool. I don’t work – I merely inflict myself...
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Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
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The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out,...
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The least of learning is done in the classrooms.