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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Marriage love, honor, and negotiate.
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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
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Many years ago, I concluded that a few hair shirts were part of the...
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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Learn to labour and to wait.
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Life is like playing a violin in public and learning the instrument as one...
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The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t live long enough to make them...
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I talk and talk and talk, and I haven’t taught people in 50 years...
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