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Quote #13755

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
Charles Caleb Colton

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To know the pains of power, we must go to those who have it...
Aldous Huxley

Quote #5870

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.
Marc Chagall

Quote #8910

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In our life there is a single color, as on an artist’s palette, which...
Marcel Marceau

Quote #6507

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I have spent more than half a lifetime trying to express the tragic moment.
Thomas Carlyle

Quote #5550

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If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl,...
Robert Browning

Quote #5028

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Ignorance is not innocence but sin.
Jimi Hendrix

Quote #14114

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Excuse me while I kiss the sky.
Edith Sitwell

Quote #17539

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Good taste is the worst vice ever invented.
William Shakespeare

Quote #5432

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day...
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