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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Just because swans mate for life, I don’t think it’s that big of a...
Aristotle

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Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor for a subject...
Robert Louis Stephenson

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The best things in life are nearest Breath in your nostrils, light in your...
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Quote #8569

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As long as you live, keep learning how to live.
Samuel Butler

Quote #8150

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Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises.
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Quote #20695

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Before we blame, we should first see if we can’t excuse.
Sir Harold George Nicolson

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The great secret of successful marriage is to treat all disasters as incidents and...
Robert Benchley

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A boy can learn a lot from a dog obedience, loyalty, and the importance...
Aesop

Quote #5472

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Destroy the seed of evil, or it will grow up to your ruin.
Johann von Goethe

Quote #1164

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss.
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