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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep...
Thomas Jefferson

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Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom.
Ernest Hemingway

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I wish I could write well enough to write about aircraft. Faulkner did it...
Henry David Thoreau

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What is a country without rabbits and partridges They are among the most simple...
Irish Proverb

Quote #16641

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Twenty years a child twenty years running wild twenty years a mature man-and after...
Happy Gilmore

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Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now,...
Jerry Coleman

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Davis fouls out to third in fair territory.
Charles De Gaulle

Quote #12424

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I have tried to lift France out of the mud. But she will return...
Thomas Jefferson

Quote #8051

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When angry, count ten before you speak if very angry, an hundred.
Jacques Martin Barzun

Quote #10532

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The test and the use of man’s education is that he finds pleasure in...
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