Quote #18610
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
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Misery is when you make your bed and then your mother tells you it’s...
Quote #3841
The real test of friendship is can you literally do nothing with the other...
Quote #19257
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
Quote #8694
So far as we are human, what we do must be either evil or...
Quote #19366
The most important persuasion tool you have in your entire arsenal is integrity.
Quote #13451
The most eloquent prayer is the prayer through hands that heal and bless. The...
Quote #21481
I believe that if it were left to artists to choose their own labels,...
Quote #13522
It is one thing to decry the rat race…that is the good and honorable...
Quote #19290
Better never to have met you in my dream than to wake and reach...